Where do you find toy poodles?         
In a toy store...where else?

        

What do you call a happy Lassie?                        
A jolly collie!

        

How do you catch a runaway dog?                         
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

        

What is the all time favorite Broadway musical in Dogland?
                 My Fair Laddie!

        

What dog loves to take bubble baths?
                  A shampoodle!

            

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?                            
Wire-haired terriers, of course?

        

What terrier is like the little engine that could?                             
I think, a cairn!

        

What dog is always good for a laugh?                              
A Chihua-ha!

        

Which dog sets a furious pace?                               
The Russian wolfhound!

        

What dog is disliked by many?
                       The Doberman, because it's a pinscher!

        

Which dog is as warm as a blanket?                                 
An Afghan!

        

Which dogs speak?
"Herd" dogs!

        

What dog stands the best chance of winning the heavyweight title?
                          A Boxer, of course!

        

What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
                           Any bloodhound!

        

What do you call it when 3,000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?                                        
A doggone catastrophe!

        

What do you call a setter who can't point?                                          
Disa-pointing!

        

When is a dogs tail not a dogs tail?
        When it's a waggin' (a wagon)!

                 

What holiday do dogs like best?
 Howl-a-ween.

        

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
 A bud hound (bloodhound).

        

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
 It's not polite to talk back to your paw.

        

Why did the dog feel as frisky as a puppy?
         It got a new leash on life!

        

Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home?
 Because it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!

        

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
         A dingo-ling!

        

What is the dogs favorite city?
 New Yorkie!

        

Who was the dogs all-time favorite comedian?
         Growlcho Marx!

        

No Dogs Allowed
        A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment. The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here. "The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!" "You're trying to tell me" said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a Seeing Eye dog?" "What???!!", cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?"