Why do most people like cats?
         They have pleasing purr-sonalities!

        

Why do cats lick milk out of bowls?
        They do not know how to use straws.

        

Why do cats prefer milk?
          It's purr-fectly delicious!

        

Why did Mr. and Mrs. Cat get married?
         They were a purr-fect match.

        

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
        A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.

        

What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?
        Good mews!

        

What is the feline's favorite baseball position?
        Cat-cher!

        

What does a cat say when someone pulls its tail?
          "Me-ow!"

        

What did the angry cat say?
          "I'm fur-ious!"

        

What did the cat say when it upset the milk dish?
        Nobody's purr-fect!

        

What do they say about a cat who bites?
         Cat-nip!

        

Why do cats sing in back alleys?
        Well, that's shoe-business!

        

Why did the policeman arrest the young cat?
        Because of kitty litter!